I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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