I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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