So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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