but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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