Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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