We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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