Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
