Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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