miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
