i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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