if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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