you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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