I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize