Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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