Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
