called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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