Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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