It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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