UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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