Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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