i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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