I must be too annoying 4 u.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The adults are the big ones right?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
