How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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