I have demons in me.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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