p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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