those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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