some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just gargled with NyQuil
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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