Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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