ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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