I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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