I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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