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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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