My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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