i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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