remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Please, let me fuck your mom
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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