white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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