Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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