i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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