i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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