My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize