i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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