I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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