I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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