Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize