am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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