i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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