i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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