Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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