We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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