Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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