ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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