Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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