you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me