Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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